Total Medals Earned: 419 (From 28 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,360 Points
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/190 points)
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Step on the trap
Pet the teddy
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Medals Earned: 5/10 (70/115 points)
Beat Level1
Beat LEvel 2
Beat Level 3
Beat Level 4
Last more than 150 seconds in challenge mode.
Beat Level 5
Beat Level 6
Beat Level 7
Beat Level 8
Beat Level 9
Medals Earned: 1/13 (5/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Medals Earned: 3/3 (80/80 points)
Get 10000 or more points
Get 15000 or more points
Get 20000 or more points
Medals Earned: 3/14 (40/750 points)
Grab a Pizza
Create a level
Grab 1000 Rings in total
Bump into 500 mines in total
Grab 5000 Rings in total
Unlock the other Runners
Kick 30 mines against a boss.
Beat all missions
Medals Earned: 5/8 (50/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 3/7 (175/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Medals Earned: 2/2 (35/35 points)
Beat the game!
Medals Earned: 1/2 (10/20 points)
Beat the game.